I can give you a custom banner for your campaign for as little as

$99 (+GST)

If you supply the following:

• Photograph (of yourself, or with family, or with a pet, or winning Bathurst...)
• Background image (if specified, otherwise a simple instruction, e.g. 'a tropical beach')
• Text
• Logo (if applicable)

Free extras:

• Spelling and grammar check
• Marketing advice (sorry, but three A4 pages of type won't fit...)

Extras that might incur an additional cost:

• Substandard photo (needs a LOT of Photoshop)